Keystoning

The act of drinking keystone, whilst enjoying medical and/or recreational marijuana.

"Hey Tits-McGee, what're you doing tonight?" asks Ratchet McPrunkerson
"I don't know. I'm probably just keystoning with my fellow brosephs until I fall into a hottie." responds straight faced Tits-McGee.

by Ratchety McNiggardson September 7, 2013

keysbee

a clutch moment or item in a situation that is key to the advancement of the current event or situation

oh you can start your car without leaving your house? that's keysbee
your house is just down the street from mine, that's keysbee

by chris canzenetti April 2, 2016

Keys

A hidden meaning of K.Y.S (Kill your self) So you can't get in trouble.

"Oh my gosh, Jacob KEYS!"
"You should go Keys :P"
"MAKAYLA! KEYSS"

by YourSuchASavage January 26, 2017

Keysto

A legendary Canadian woodcarver.

That's an amazing carving, it must be a Keysto

by Dellajune February 6, 2017

keyser soze

A guy who fucks you in the ass under an assumed identity and then disappears forever.

Mandy took in the mud box from a guy she thought was named Mike but turned out he was Keyser Soze.

by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018

Keyasja

Beautiful, usually tall sassy is a bitch when she needs to & she’s thic , smart loving, lonely at times

Damn I wish I looked like keyasja

by Erinus May 14, 2018

keyess

A beautiful girl that will light up anyone's day, she's funny and love to hangout with friends. She can be a big bitch sometimes but she'll come around, keyess is very soft on the inside but on the outside she's tough. She laughs a lot and on her bad days she'll still make a effort to make people laugh. If u have a Keyess in ur life consider yourself lucky she's special

Keyess is so funny

by Lakbdjo June 6, 2018