Kenni

HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.

Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*

by Bacteriola November 24, 2021

Kenny

Kenny is so pretty like mnk a who n some leggo front gyal but dem need fi lowe har outtt

Kenny so pretty

by Sexyorg April 12, 2023

Kenny

Kenny is an awesome man
Kenny is an awesome god
Kenny is a boatmaster

Kenny is god

by Col710 October 15, 2018

Kenni

Probably one of the most interesting people you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting. Someone with this name might be creative as hell. They may be into art, music, or other similar things. If they’re funny, 60% of the time it’s on accident, but you’d still enjoy their company regardless. Kenni is a top tier friend with a top tier personality fosho!

If you’re friends with Kenni, I’m jealous of you.

by cosmicbrowniez November 23, 2021

Kenny chestnuts

The testicles

Bruno Mars is that feller who sounds like he got hoofed in the Kenny Chestnuts

by Rudbuddy September 23, 2020

Kenny

Kenny is slang for ketamine,

Yes g u been on that kenny

by ItsH February 9, 2021

My Kenny

Each Girl has that one boy she will never loose feelings for.

The not good for you, toxic relationship but still jump his bones if you see him.

Yeah, he’s “ my Kenny”.

Yeah, I have a “ my Kenny”.

Oh, god is that “ your Kenny”?

by Shroomie October 18, 2020