Dark Knight

Before you finish, the girl asks, “Who are you?” You then turn around, gizz on her face, say “I’m Batman,” and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a cape.

Friend: “So how are you and Jason?”
Girl: “Well it got serious last night, but I didn’t see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.”

by Tel Daco June 10, 2018

lauren knight

A sexy ass bitch who loves D more than her own sister and loves my nans toesnail

I love lauren knight

by Mynanstoesnaillol December 9, 2016

brody knight

Basically a god, 99% a perfect person.

Dang, did you see that brody knight?
Yeah, such a god!

by 1xz March 15, 2021

bud knight

When a person, usually drunk, puts an empty 24-pack box of Bud Light on top of their head like a mask and looks through the holes in the handle. Variations include Busch Knight, or any brand of light beer.

Dude, did you see Kevin Bud Knighting last night? That guy was insane.

by Fratgod1 October 23, 2017

Steve Knight

The act of saying random thoughts, extreme ideas and downright barbaric phrases. Usually spoken with a redneck, east Texan accent.

"Dude I can't understand anything you're saying, stop being a Steve Knight!"

"What are you speaking? Chinese?" "No , I'm speaking Steve Knightenese"

by Steveknightchild1 December 21, 2013

Modern Knight

A White Knight, except they think they are better because it's 2019.

Stop calling me a White Knight! I'm a modern knight!

by Previsithwjsk November 30, 2019

Connor Knight

Pedaphile

Connor Knight scares little girls at night.

by Carrotpig1357 September 15, 2017