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My boyfriend pulled a Joel

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.
friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."
by Hazel Sherwood October 27, 2011
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Jobcel

A person who is involuntarily without a job, the term is derived from "Incel", a person who is involuntarily celibate, and is used to imply that that being jobless is in many ways similar to being celibate, in that they are both undesirable qualities that are mostly involuntary.
Oh my god, Richard Crappington is such a jobcel, I'm gonna marry Hernandez Martinez Cortez instead, because Latinx people are more employed on average.
by lil uygha February 14, 2022
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benji and joel madden

the retarded little bitches in good charlotte they try to sing about life as a teenager even thought they are like in thier mid-twenties.
dude
i heard joel was fucking benji in the ass every night...
by topamonster May 5, 2005
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Megan and Joel

Man: Dude, Megan and Joel are definitely gonna get it on
Dude: I know man, they're so good for each other!
by The Dude number 1992 February 14, 2009
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benji and joel madden

Twin brothers from the band Good Charlotte who lied about their father walking out on their family to get teenage fans to relate to them.

They also withheld money from Good Charlotte's ex-drummer, Chris Wilson, and still haven't given him back his stuff.
Hey, did you hear about how Benji and Joel Madden's father divorced their mother but lives right down the street from her??
by heyguyz December 14, 2008
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Joel Barlow High School

Situated in Redding, CT this high school is made up of the Easton and Redding kids, because both towns are basically too small to have their own place. School spirit is at an all time low, and doesn’t seem like we’ll start yelling ‘Barlow’s got the Power’ with our disliked cheerleaders until our athletics shape up and everyone come down from their high or sobers up a little bit. If you ask a Barlow kid what they listen to, most likely they will either say Dave Matthews Band or, if they think they are scene, From First to Last or Bleed the Dream.

The school has this wonderful tendency to be really weird. The walls for instance, are pink splattered paint that is sometimes known as “pig vomit paint”. Also, if you are looking for the record holder of pulled fire alarms in one year, you may want to check out Barlow. Those who were in the school in 2004-2005 will remember the ‘mercury spill’ when the whole school was denied lunch because someone spilt a little mercury on the floor near the cafeteria.
Barlow kid 1: oh my god, I'm so high right now, the stuff on the walls are moving!
Kid 2: dude, I'm not high, but I think they might be....

OR
Kid one: Look! A kid that isn't white and I don't know them!

kid two: What? At Joel Barlow High School? No way! There's only like, two in the school! Did we have to get more to come here so it doesn't seem like the school is racist?
by jbhs08! July 30, 2008
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JoBlo

JoBlo AKA Berge Garabedian runs a famous site at www.joblo.com. He's a famous movie critic, who is better than Ebert.
The Dude defines JoBlo.
by Bikini_Babe July 14, 2004
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