Jarred Varin

A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.

Holy shit that guy just gave his boyfriend and his brother a Jarred Varin !

by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021

Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

Avacodo in a jar

When you put ones flaccid penis in a jar and then have it become erect, then you have a avacodo in a jar

As Sara sensually touched John's body she whispered in his ear and said erotically "Wana try the Avacodo in a jar"

by DragonLivesMatter January 7, 2022

shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 12, 2017

pickle jar

it is a jar of pickles
what did you expect

"Hey! I'm gonna take a pickle out of this jar of pickles sitting on your jars of pickles shelf that has jars of pickles and pickles in those jars of pickles."
"Ok. You can take a pickle jar if you want."

by Meme Ghost October 11, 2021

Penny Jar

A term used to describe urban areas with a high concentration of poor blacks

Keep away from that penny jar at night if you don't want to be mugged.

by marylincoln April 10, 2011

Pickle Jar Paradox

When you’re struggling at something then someone does the same exact thing, with zero effort.

Pickle jar paradox,
When your skinny friend opens the jar when your strong friend can’t. Zero effort…

by OnlyDictator14 July 17, 2025