Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!

That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead

by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017

Jared

A boy who likes skateboarding alot and skate with his friends all day at the skatepark.

He would dress up like a skater and talk like a skater. Even though he's not white. He is Mexican and care for others who is downed.

That Jared guy is always at the skatepark with his friends.

by Sammy69696969 October 19, 2019

jared

The dopest man Alive

1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini

1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend

by Yaboi2443 June 18, 2018

jared richardson

Jared Richardson is a cuckold that enjoys watching his wife get railed on Tuesday night's. He capes through his ass on Wednesday night's. Then Thursday he meets with the ladies for their book club meeting.

" wow, do you see Jared Richardson over there? What a cuck!"

by [e-mail] April 27, 2017

Jared

A guy that gets absolutely no maidens. No bitches. No damsels. No female significant other. Or male significant other, for that matter. He gets nobody. He is alone, and will forever be alone. He loves Friday Night Funkin' and anime, and watches them nonstop.
Hopefully, someday, he will find that special someone.

*at a party*
"Yo you seen my boy Jared?"
"Nah he's at home playin FNF."
"Damn that's too bad."

by Drexsanity November 4, 2022

Jared

A man of color. A man who ethnicity is African. A dark skin toned male.

Wow that is one dark Jared.

by bizzeb June 7, 2021

jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"

Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.

by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018