japanese missionary

Having sex in the missionary position whilst dive bombing a plane, kamikaze style

I gave that bitch the Japanese missionary on Pearl Harbor Day, it went up in flames

by flaccid_fuddrucker December 3, 2013

japanese cockfighting

Basically what Pokémon really is

Person 1: You watch Pokémon?
Person 2: Nah it's just Japanese Cockfighting

by Lunatic Titty Mastering Fringe July 24, 2016

Japanese aftertaste

The act of shitting in someone mouth

I gave this girl a japanese aftertaste

by WorthlessPieceOfCake October 11, 2016

Japanese Nutella

When you finger a Japanese ass and proceed to suck on said finger for the rest of the week.

- Man, I hear you got with Miyuki last night.

- Yeah, things got dirty...
- Did you get your supply of Japanese Nutella for the week?

by mohawkd123 November 28, 2016

JAPANESE TORPEDO

When you start at a position of sitting on a dresser and a female is laying on their back or front on a bed and the male hops off the dresser and attempts to penetrate the female.

Shelly: what are you doing on that dresser?
Jim: PREPARE FOR THE JAPANESE TORPEDO!!

by BITW HYPERRR May 27, 2017

japanese long horn sheep

an unrealistic animal similar to a unicorn but in the form of a sheep not a horse.

Did you see that Japanese Long Horn Sheep right there?

by ShapanezeLonhHornSheepSlayer February 11, 2018

Japanese fleshlight

Feeling fishy? A great substitution to the regular fleshlight is whipping out your favourite sushi roll and shoving your Johnny down it.

Available in all different flavours, sizes, colours and textures!

Post exercise consumption- optional.

I can’t find my fleshlight but the misso brought home a some nice California rolls so looks like I’m using the Japanese fleshlight!

by Keithsbbc November 1, 2019