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Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.
Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022
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Jonathan CLNT

The BEST YouTuber EVER! If you don’t know who he is, I didn't raise you right :)
(His videos are in French)
Omg is this Jonathan CLNT?!?!? I like his videos soooooo much!!
by Da.Greek.Goddess February 4, 2022
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Chloe jonathan

Not gay but everyone thinks she is because she likes frogs🐸
David: wow Chloe Jonathan is a gay frog lover !
by Frogig April 10, 2021
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Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.
by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021
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Jonathan India

A terrible ass second baseman in the MLB. Mr. Double play himself as in every big moment he wants to ground into an inning ending double play. If not getting out by double play he is striking out on a curveball rolling on the plate.
by Jonathan India hater July 17, 2023
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Jonathan Divers

Also Known as pills, jonathan divers is a man with the biggest gyat in bgs
by Haywardlover101 August 23, 2023
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jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements
Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!
by aerodymanic March 7, 2022
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