Soggy Jaspers

When are group of young men get a cat, preferably named Jaspers,and chase him around the house trying to bust a nut on it. This game may take up to a week to be completed but the winner receives a well deserved soggy Miyagi.

me steve and karl played a 48 hour game of soggy jaspers last week.

by Soggy Jaspers December 25, 2008

Le Nightmare Jester

A local gravedigger that gets high off of energy drinks. Now located in a town named Transylvania, she is also used as an entertainment for horror shows.

Invite Le Nightmare Jester to our party, she'll bring some corpses!

Le Nightmare Jester's audience died because she beat them with her Red Bull.

by Spooniekins June 14, 2008

Crowning the Jester

When one man shits on another man's head while the guy getting shit on is jerking off.

Joe's favorite form of sex is "Crowning the Jester".

by Big bauld broken back. July 30, 2009

Jasper

He's a faggot and is disliked by all, especially Joe

Wow, you're a real Jasper!

by Secretly Joe but not really February 28, 2018

jeepers!!

still nicky's word, still not kevin's word.
and it won't ever be his word.

kevin is SUCH a douchebag, jeepers!!
i can't believe how lame kevin is, i mean.. he only has ONE shirt, holy jeepers!!

by lololimsocool October 23, 2008

Jaspers

The best bar to get your drink on in Lompoc, Ca.

My friends and I were at Jaspers till last call.

by GMC13 October 27, 2007

jesperetic delay

when you're too busy playing snes games to even attend to the 400 users flooding a leet message bored (history is when jesperetto the great could not save the sinking acmlmship from flooding 400 megalitres of oceanwater came over)

Man, that was executed with slight jesperetic delay.

by Suitcase August 21, 2006