A form of dual masturbation performed by two male partners. Sit down in front of each other, thighs overlapping, so your arms can reach the penis of each other. Grab each other's penises and stroke them in a rowing motion with your whole body, arms fully stretched (one leans back the other leans forward and vice versa).
For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).
For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).
by Rowing_Expert September 22, 2023

Sally- “I’m so happy that the blue team won!!”
Timmy- “The team i was rooting for were all just a bunch of darn kyle rowe’s!!!!!!!”
Timmy- “The team i was rooting for were all just a bunch of darn kyle rowe’s!!!!!!!”
by ticklebutt555 June 17, 2019

by $$$ September 22, 2003

In a movie theater if the seats closes to the screen are dirty and filled with popcorn the people would be called bottom row bitches due to nobody in their right mind going so close to a movie screen and looking up for the entire movie, then making a huge mess.
by Mr maths August 7, 2022

Big Allen: Hey Gerard, your queen size bed could only fit 4 max! How are we going to fit all 6 of us?
Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!
Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!
by RealBigAllen July 30, 2024

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you
by John Damage June 7, 2011

An open water rower rows across an unprotected, “open” body of water experiencing the varied conditions of the environment. Open water rowing is to flat water rowing as cross country running is to running on a track.
Open water rowing most accurately describes the characteristics and possibilities on the water and the style of boat one would row given these varied conditions.
Open water rowing most accurately describes the characteristics and possibilities on the water and the style of boat one would row given these varied conditions.
by Juanita Sicktastic July 15, 2022
