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Rowing

A form of dual masturbation performed by two male partners. Sit down in front of each other, thighs overlapping, so your arms can reach the penis of each other. Grab each other's penises and stroke them in a rowing motion with your whole body, arms fully stretched (one leans back the other leans forward and vice versa).

For better results make sure to keep the shafts lubricated (Den Kolben gut einölen).
Jeremy and I had a steamy rowing session last night.
by Rowing_Expert September 22, 2023
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kyle rowe

Sally- “I’m so happy that the blue team won!!”
Timmy- “The team i was rooting for were all just a bunch of darn kyle rowe’s!!!!!!!”
by ticklebutt555 June 17, 2019
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Rowdy Row

A secret society in the movie and music business that's has connections worldwide
Up the tempo and the movie role for da pinch of ya Rowdy Row!
by $$$ September 22, 2003
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Bottom row bitches

In a movie theater if the seats closes to the screen are dirty and filled with popcorn the people would be called bottom row bitches due to nobody in their right mind going so close to a movie screen and looking up for the entire movie, then making a huge mess.
Them bottom row bitches made a real mess today.
by Mr maths August 7, 2022
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African Rows

Sleeping horizontal on a bed so you can fit more people.
Big Allen: Hey Gerard, your queen size bed could only fit 4 max! How are we going to fit all 6 of us?

Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!
by RealBigAllen July 30, 2024
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mike rowe moment

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you
I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day
by John Damage June 7, 2011
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open water rowing

An open water rower rows across an unprotected, “open” body of water experiencing the varied conditions of the environment. Open water rowing is to flat water rowing as cross country running is to running on a track.
Open water rowing most accurately describes the characteristics and possibilities on the water and the style of boat one would row given these varied conditions.
Open water rowing is a wonderful way to experience the San Francisco Bay.
by Juanita Sicktastic July 15, 2022
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