Ian Kinsler

Plays badass 2nd base for the Texas Rangers. Has a new daughter named Rian. He wears short pants and acts like a child. He is sometimes gleeked by his equally sexy teammates.

Ian Kinsler is the hottest 2nd baseman in all of baseball.

Ian Kinsler is better than Dustin Pedroia.

by TessK July 9, 2009

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Metal Ian

This is similar to the term ' Metal Dan', Except it is performed using the Lord of the Rings Two towers Book ( hard back copy ) , Every page should be used to be performed correctly.

See Metal Dan

You just got metal Ian'd' 'I wouldn't like to be metal Ian'd, it takes hours

by Metal0010 December 1, 2010

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An alpha male with very big wood.

When threatened an Ian Mackie will throw any books and chairs in his immediate vicinity at any bystanders.

If startled, an Ian Mackie will bellow out a 270dB roar and also turn red in an attempt to ward off any potential prey

Person 1: "Oh look at that alpha male shouting and turning red while throwing books and chairs"

Person 2: "Yeah that's an Ian Mackie, I could hear him from W10"

by wellingtonboot123 June 5, 2023

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Ian darke

Greatest commentator ever. His voice is world renowned

Did u watch the World Cup final? No who commentated? Ian darke. Ah damnit

by Sergio el Chico April 27, 2013

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Ian Hogan

Damn this guys a fat fuck. Stuck in his high school days, Ian typically spends his day constantly formulating lies and tends to “cap” about everything he says. Also, the biggest nicotine fiend around.

Wait, I thought Ian said that he was gonna smoke a blunt with me if I gave him a dab?

Nah, it’s Ian Hogan. He’s cap.

by Not here? April 16, 2020

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