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lake jackson handshake

Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.
I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
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Bachelors Handshake

Grab a random girls boob and when she goes to slap you give her a high five.
Man I gave this hottie the bachelors handshake today and it was totally epic!
by Batmanning October 3, 2011
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Irish Handshake

a greeting given to a male adversary consisting of grabbing him by the balls and squeezing as hard as possible until he doubles over in pain, then headbutting him in the bridge of the nose.
"If you think he's too big to take down otherwise, give him the old Irish Handshake, he'll be on the ground bleeding before he knows what hit him."
by EquenzuOja April 18, 2010
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Turkish handshake

She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.

fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
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manchurian handshake

While giving a girl anal, and it just aint satisfying, you reach up her pus and jerk yourself off.
that bitches ass was so loose, that i gave myself a manchurian handshake; i showed that bitch whats up
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Hanuthany

a substitute for the the word shit at any givin point in time, can replace any language of question. Hanuthany describes everything. You can use in any givin circumstance, similar to supercalifredulisticexpialidotious.. however much more simple to say, and effective.
Hanuthany Happens.

"dude where the hanuthany are you?"

Merry Hanuthany!!! Happy Hanuthany!!
by Lopie January 8, 2008
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Happy Handshake

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.
I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?
by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009
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