hanukan

the state of being jewish and celebrating hanukkah.

does george celebrate christmas?
no he is hanukan.

by Annalucia December 26, 2006

handjob

A Handob is when a girl/women/lady predominantly hold the man/boy's penis with lots of tight grip and go up and up and down. lubrication is reccomended for a good handjob. The lubrication helps the girl/women/lady to make the boy/man orgasm/cum sooner , and with lots of lubrication , its more smoother and feels more good. But in my opinion ,Blowjobs are way better

I want to give that hottie a handjob.

by rxf_ams February 20, 2017

Holland Tunnel Handjob

When you pick up a hooker in either the New Jersery or New York City before entering the Holland Tunnel and pay her to give you a handjob while you are in the tunnel.

I was stuck in traffic so i figured I should get a Holland Tunnel handjob on my way home from the Izod Center.

by Lil mondie August 17, 2009

handjob

K BITCH I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF

A handjob says "I'm just doing this to be polite."

by relates38752984732985798479238 November 22, 2010

Virginia Handjob

The act of masturbating while making out. Commonly practiced when when one's partner is horrible at giving a handjob or blowjob. Note that one "gives" a Virginia Handjob to them self.

Danny: "Dude Katie broke my achy breaky heart last night *cries*"
Joe: "thats rough why?"
Danny: "I asked if i could just give myself a Virginia Handjob instead of of her jerking me off and then she said no and broke up with me cuz im such a gay pretty boy"
Joe: "yeah i know she actually just digged me for my french exchange student persona"
Danny: "god damnit joe youre just so much better than me at life"
Bob: "Tapawingo is the worst golf course in the world"
Rook: "Merr!"

by Joe G-Unit$$$ April 23, 2008

Clonakilty Handjob

To dry your hands on your trousers after washing them in a public bathroom because the towel is dirty/wet/nonexistant

I was at a nite club and after going to the bathroom, i washed my hands only to discover that there was no towel there. I had no option but to have a Clonakilty Handjob.

by Niall Collins March 10, 2008

Handjob Higgins

A slut who goes to parties and "pleasures" all of the opposite sex... or same. Kinda fat ugly chick that no one really respects anymore, and more than likely has an STD.

"Hey, that party's gonna be really fun tonight."
"Yeah, I hear Handjob Higgins will be there."

by zippyshmit March 1, 2009