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Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above
I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!
by gozorz January 19, 2009
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Goofy Ass Ho

A jovial, warm hearted, oftentimes gregarious chap, who passionately engages in socially abnormal behavior with comedy and a twinge of foolishness, all while retaining a good social standing. Goofy Ass Ho's are typically known for losing articles of clothing during their many misadventures and in axtreme cases pieces of technology (cellphones, iPods, etc.)
by PluffKittenProblems February 4, 2012
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Apple Cheek Goon

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.
Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!
by bamba_clat July 13, 2010
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goon

1. A thug
2. An ice hockey player with no useful skills other than to try and kill people. Typically a horrible puck handler and skater.
3. An ugly (either aesthetically or personality wise) guy who is with a much hotter girl that he doesn't deserve.
3. "Hey, check out that girl. Why the hell is she with that goon??"
"Must be her retarded brother."
by J. Mac. September 14, 2007
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goon slut

A female drinker of cask wine. The word slut is used to denote the indiscriminate selection of alcoholic beverages.
A goon slut does not have to be sexually active.

The term 'goon slut' was first coined by a genius northcliffian after he witnessed the affinity two particular Perth females had to cheap alcoholic beverages in particularly Goon. He noted that they often prefered the company of goon to that of a gentleman and ritually would administer the beverage via a funnel. This practise would render them motionless or abusive within two hours of drinking.
eg: that goon slut would even drink turpentine.

eg: lucky goon can't transmit infections or she'd have died from AIDS long ago.
by twaddles October 24, 2006
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gooey greenback

The Gooey Greenback is a simple manuever, requiring only yourself, some ho, and a single dollar bill. Before you are about to nut on/in the girl, (acheive this any way that you like), take aim at her forehead. After nutting all over her face, then grab the one dollar bill and slap it on to her forehead. If done properly, the bill will stick on and stay there. This is the most degrading sexual act you can perform without the use of feces.
I gave that bitch her money back, in the form of a gooey greenback.
by C of K July 26, 2006
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Goon bitch

When doing drugs there will always be that person who lays down where ever they are and won't do shit. This person is a goonbitch. Goonbitches usually care only about themselves and make no effort to hide it. Most will try to take advantage of you in some way or cause you trouble in an activity.
Goon bitch: "Yo you think you could spot me for that green we just smoked?"
Friend: "Man I've spotted your ass like 50 times you goon bitch."
by Mr. Peezy June 24, 2009
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