Arabian Goggles

The male practice of applying ones testicles over the eyes of someone who is sleeping.

"I'm gonna give him the arabian goggles"

by The Heed December 24, 2006

Dick goggles

Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.

You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.

by Wobbly69 August 30, 2013

Ecto goggles

ecto goggles are an incredible tool used in the first ghostbusters movie and the 2009 ghostbusters game by Atari.

The goggles allows the wearrer to actually see invisible ghosts witch is good when trying to capture it with the proton pack , since the wearer don't have to hold the P.K.E. meter while holding the proton pack wand and activating the ghost trap .

Ecto goggles are used to see the invisible specters .

by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010

Pussy goggles

The term used for describing the action of ramming a girl till she has an orgasm. As she's squirting, the guy goes close to the pussy and gets it all over his eyes. The guys eyes start burning and burning till he becomes blind.

Dude bro what's up with your eyes? I just got done screw driving your sister till I earned these pussy goggles.

by Čârtêr August 30, 2014

cock goggles

As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"

Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.

by BABABHOOSH June 16, 2010

Dick Goggles

Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.

In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit

by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018

Pig Goggles

Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.

Check out that chick!

Nah man you cant see past those pig goggles

by allstars1981 October 8, 2007