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gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth
Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?
by sliceofhamm February 8, 2018
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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glory stream

Oh man what's that a glory hole? No it's a glory stream.
by Jonpr13 November 7, 2017
mugGet the glory streammug.

GLORY PHIRI

WORD USED TO DECRIBE SOMEONE WHO'S MORE THAN A FRIEND , SOMEONE MORE LIKE A SISTER AND SHARE EVERY LITTLE THING TOGETHER AND LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY
she's more than a friend or lover she's my best person ever ,she's my GLORY PHIRI
by Vuthlarie October 24, 2023
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Glory Hole Gladiator

This morning I recieved Brian in my kitchen. I was like woah, Glory Hole Gladiator calm you're tits
by Sex Daddy July 11, 2023
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Glory-Meister

Noun - the indevidual aquiring glory dude to the failure and/or wrongness of some else leading to the Glory-Meisters original argument being found to be correct.
Libby - The sky is blue.
Maya - The sky is orange.
Libby - Look outside.
Maya - Oh no! You're right.
Libby - You're failure feeds my ego! I am the glory-meister.
by Batman Saves April 2, 2010
mugGet the Glory-Meistermug.

Glory shorts

Shorts in which you cut a crotch hole thus making shorts with a built in glory hole.
Jenna didn’t want to wear panties under her wedding dress because it would be too hard to pee, so she made herself some glory shorts instead
by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024
mugGet the Glory shortsmug.

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