Fortnite

It's the game to play if you're looking to construct AIDS or cancer. Most people who play it have 1-2 synapses going through their brain at a time, and the rest are children and male adults who wear diapers still.

Dylan: Hey man how many solo dubz you got on Fortnite
Spencer: Probably like 8 man like you know I be on that grind every day bro shket shket shket
Dylan: FUCKIN SICK DUDE I JUST DROPPED $30 ON THIS NEW SKIN AND NOW ILL WIN EVERY GAME!
Spencer: Awsome dude did I mention I'm fuckin gay?

Dylan: Haha nice dude now I know you play fortnite! Let's go get some EZ wins that any braindead player could get eshkeeeetit

by JockHawk June 9, 2018

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Beware, this game is actual cancer. If you try to go against a John Wick in a building battle, there is a 99% percent chance he will kill you with a 360 pump headshot and do the "L dance", as he savors the W. Tilted Towers, where you can feel the sweat every single step you take. Default skins so far are the gods of this game. If you see a Default skin walking across, feel some sympathy for the default. Just to let you know, they have feelings too. V-Bucks are pretty much impossible to get unless you steal your mum's credit card. Well, good luck on Fortnite. I have nothing else to say.

"Hey, where we dropping in Fortnite?"
"Where is my chug jug in Fortnite?"
"AYE TRE WHEN WE HOPPIN ON FORTNITE?"
"Ninja just killed me in Fortnite."

by HowToEatPizza101 June 4, 2018

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