/flute

Command in Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for playing a flute, theres always some twat in the game standing in one of the towns playing the fucking flute with his gay furry band
Oy mate, you wanna play some ESO?
Nah theres always conts using the /flute command everywhere
by Mjolkpaket March 6, 2018
mugGet the /flutemug.

Skin Flute

The result of repeated attempts of genital piercing on or around the penis.
"Don't go to piercing place downtown, my friend Eddie went for a dick ring and they messed up... Now he's walkin' around with a skin flute!"
by Evilalex December 16, 2020
mugGet the Skin Flutemug.

Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.
Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.
by emikcw850 December 13, 2017
mugGet the Soviet Flutemug.
Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016
mugGet the Play the five-fingered flutemug.

skin flute

Slang for "Cake bar" (A THC Product)
Guy 1 - "Bro you wanna try my skin flute?"

Guy 2 - "Hell yeah man"
by Parkdum September 10, 2021
mugGet the skin flutemug.

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
mugGet the Two Stage Flutemug.

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