Command in Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) for playing a flute, theres always some twat in the game standing in one of the towns playing the fucking flute with his gay furry band
by Mjolkpaket March 6, 2018

"Don't go to piercing place downtown, my friend Eddie went for a dick ring and they messed up... Now he's walkin' around with a skin flute!"
by Evilalex December 16, 2020

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.
Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.
by emikcw850 December 13, 2017

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.
That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

by Parkdum September 10, 2021

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
