flaming dave

when you put ice cream on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass. i have no idea why it's called that...

last nite i had to cool that ass down a bit, so i gave ma bitch a flaming dave.

by ya boi... September 26, 2007

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

flaming blow

the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.

In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.

She singed my pubes with that flaming blow, but it was totally worth it.

by Kinsey's Johnson Master November 18, 2011

flaming churo

when you coat your cock in sand then ram it into a smuts vagina

we were at the beach and we decided to fuck... i gave her a flaming churo.

by coolaid man May 12, 2009

Flaming Gayiada

(v.) The act of a man getting into a Mazda Miada and pouring Hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. In one quick motion the man sits his naked ass on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt button.

Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.

Kile painfully realized his true sexual identity after he completed an epic flaming gayiada.

by fé dåç†ø January 16, 2011

Fire Flame

A person that is way too fucking hot

Damn Isabella is looking fire flame today that jawline is everything. I just jizzed myself shit....

by Mami calente August 22, 2018

Flaming Disaster

Describes a situation that is in desperate need of remedy. Something that is worse than horrible, but not devastating or life changing. A person's appearance that is worse than a hot mess. Something that could be viewed as being worse than a hot mess.

The new project that was constructed was worse than horrible, it was a flaming disaster. Having such hostile individuals all in the same room resulted in the meeting being worse than counterproductive, it was a flaming disaster. Even though we all worked collaboratively to complete the project, our efforts resulted in a flaming disaster.

by Dhe January 27, 2014