franken feet

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011

Feet tickler

Someone who likes to touch people’s feet without consent.

Yeah Lillie started to tickle my foot yesterday when she slept round.she is a feet tickler

by BIGBUNDABATMAN May 25, 2021

5280 feet

A nerd

Wow a mile is 5280 feet... nerd

by Faint 750 December 25, 2020

Roni's Feet

Roni has funny feet and long toes so i find it funny, i wanna suck their toes till i faint. ඞ

"Have you seen Roni's feet? They look like imposter's feet!"

by ronis_feet_fanpage July 27, 2021

Welfare feet

The act of wearing slip-on sandals with socks.

That dude has welfare feet.

by Numb Chomsky’s August 16, 2021

Blind feet

A term used when someone has a habit of accidentally smashing their toes or tripping over things, mainly used in the Caribbean.

Maurel you really need to look where you're going, do you have blind feet or something?

by Just Roy February 15, 2022

Chico Feet

After getting so unbearably wasted you lose your shoes you walk bare foot through a Chico State frat house and accumulating dried cum, puke, blood, and dirt on the bottom of your feet

Dude after Justin finished railing that Chico trash she walked through his room and she left with some serious Chico Feet

by Kurger Bing September 14, 2020