shit flute

The way you ruin a whole song by your awful flute-play

Jake can't play flute at all, but he force his shit flute play for Mozart's masterpiece

by Fede_Manroe22 July 5, 2019

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Skin Flute

The result of repeated attempts of genital piercing on or around the penis.

"Don't go to piercing place downtown, my friend Eddie went for a dick ring and they messed up... Now he's walkin' around with a skin flute!"

by Evilalex December 16, 2020

Rhode Island Flute Player

A "gay man". Refers to a male person who is romantically, sexually, emotionally, or spiritually attracted to other men.

Historical definitions focus on the act of attraction, while the identity of a gay man is really a multifaceted experience that includes self-identification and emotional connection, not just sexual behavior.

I knew that celebrity was a Rhode Island Flute Player after he was caught kissing another man at the gay bar.

by Jimmy GramZ September 16, 2025

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

flute noodles

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.

I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!

by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018

Flute boys

A wack ass name given to the flute section in marching band because they wanted to be the frat boys

“AYO FLUTES WHAT IS YOUR SECTION DRESSED AS” “the frat boys” “hah the flute boys”

by YOUR MOM AGY July 26, 2021