Fast food Mommies

Women that target men that work in the fast food world for their free food benefits.

Them Fast food mommies be macin for them big macs.

by Use someone else's name June 20, 2023

Gotta Go Fast

Refers to a Tool Assisted Speedrun (TAS) of a Sonic game.

The TAS gave a new meaning to Gotta Go Fast.

by Zde829 December 26, 2021

fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011

fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret

It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.

by Glenydotcom2 May 1, 2018

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

Think fast chucklenuts!

Get ready cause if you hear someone scream this you are about to get flash banged by really anyone. Most commonly the Scout from TF2.

"Think fast chucklenuts!"

by Freaky_Fesh May 30, 2023

Fast Fap February

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.

Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes

by Yomamaha January 5, 2022