A gang of kids, usually posers and emo's, who think they're hardcore rebels for following the law. They also like to wear X's on their hands to show their douchey allegiance.
Guy 1: Hey Tim, wanna drink?
Guy 2: No, I'm straight edge, I follow the law and that makes me hardcore. But I do miss drinking and having promiscuous butt sex with random men.
Guy 2: No, I'm straight edge, I follow the law and that makes me hardcore. But I do miss drinking and having promiscuous butt sex with random men.
by Bryan Mays June 26, 2009
Get the Straight Edge mug.The only thing gayer than Emo. Being straight edge is just an excuse for kids who are too pussy to try drugs or drink, or for kids who dont have any friends. What makes me laugh is these kids actually think their hard core " gangstas " with their wal-mart rags over their fat, pale nerd faces. I wish one of these kids would live by me so I could beat the shit out of him.
by Niggerdamus August 29, 2006
Get the straight edge mug.The college attended by people who like to say they go to school in Madison, Wisconsin, but were unable to actually get into the real deal. They use phrases like "I'm partyin' in Mad-town," and "I love going to school in Madison," but inside, feel a deep sense of inadequacy.
Edgewoodian: "I love partying in Madison."
Passerby: "You go to school there? Go Bucky!!!!"
Edgewoodian: "No, I go to Edgewood College."
Passerby: "Oh. Well then." {walks away}
Passerby: "You go to school there? Go Bucky!!!!"
Edgewoodian: "No, I go to Edgewood College."
Passerby: "Oh. Well then." {walks away}
by Buckysbff December 17, 2010
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Get the straight edge mug.the philosophy that one doesn't need alcohol, drugs, and in some cases promiscuous sex in order to function as a human being.
by my best friend May 12, 2003
Get the straight edge mug.Seong: Hey so how many girls did you hook with at tha party?
Jesse: I don't like girls, im Straight Edge
Rojun: Hey pussies I follow my own rules not sum pussy bitch's idea of how to live life but my own.
Emo Kid: Straight edge 4 life yo!
Regular Person: You are truly a dipshit straight edge is just a phrase for NOT doing something how fucken dumb.
Me: Im going to start a fucken movement for people who choose not to get all A's called D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T.S.
thats my movement so all of you who dont get all A's therefore are following my movement hell yeah you're all dumbshits.
no, really
Jesse: I don't like girls, im Straight Edge
Rojun: Hey pussies I follow my own rules not sum pussy bitch's idea of how to live life but my own.
Emo Kid: Straight edge 4 life yo!
Regular Person: You are truly a dipshit straight edge is just a phrase for NOT doing something how fucken dumb.
Me: Im going to start a fucken movement for people who choose not to get all A's called D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T.S.
thats my movement so all of you who dont get all A's therefore are following my movement hell yeah you're all dumbshits.
no, really
by I HATE EMO PUSSIES September 17, 2008
Get the straight edge mug.People within the hardcore/punk culture that claim the straight edge abstain from drugs, drinking, irresponsible sex or sex without love, and often from eating meat, dairy, or both. Occasionally straight edgers will avoid caffeine. Straight edge is a movement credited to Ian MacKaye of 80s hardcore band Minor Threat, who penned the song Straight Edge. Many straight-edgers draw black X’s on their hands to signify their choice — an action that harks back to the late 1970s/early 1980s, when bouncers would draw black X’s on the hands of kids who were underage so that bartenders would know not to serve them alcohol.
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