ear wiggling

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth

Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"

by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019

Fast Ear

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.

Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.

by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

Fuzzy Ears

When someone intentionally ignores a situation or person. This person can act dumb and clueless when confronted.

"When I saw Ashley in the club last night, she tried to act all fuzzy eared when I asked her for the $40 she owed me!"
"When I pulled up on that bitch Shaniqua to ask her about her Twitter fingers, that how had fuzzy ears."

by That one CU May 28, 2018

connect an ear

To understand or relate to something one has heard.

A: "Man, it's been one of those days and no mistake."
B: "I connect an ear to that."

by Addison September 13, 2004

gamer ear

Discomfort in the ear after wearing a headset for too long

Damn i played so much league last night I got gamer ear this morning

by Ryanrog09 August 8, 2018

Ear Penises

Relating, but not limited to the earbud part of Nuraphones. These headphones are an in ear AND over ear headphone. The ear buds are attached to the inside of the ear cup and protrude slightly - resembles a penis

Man: “I forgot my ear penises in your car!”
Woman: “I’m already home, I’ll put them in my mailbox.”

by Are You Steve? June 13, 2019