Typically used in memes, YouTube Poops or other jokes. Basically, a very loud noise that can startle or hurt the affected person's ears. It can also be applied to very loud noises in real life, like an explosion, that can cause ringing in the person's ears. Effects worse when audio is on high volume or in the person's headphones.
by BATMN every day December 12, 2018

by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019

A situation in which one has a severe crush, to the extent that they hear their crush's name being mentioned, even though this isn't the case
by YesIjustSaidThat July 27, 2014

Fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you've heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. When this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.
Georgy- I have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.
Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.
Jessica- No it's not, its the same speed. You just got fast ear.
by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"
"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
by The Pan April 27, 2010

When you have to repeat something several times and the person still doesn’t understand/hear what you said.
by Sevobuck August 20, 2018

i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!
by TheAngryZorse October 6, 2009
