Darwin Retrieval

The frantic, high-stress act of pulling a Bro out of a busy intersection or dual carriageway after they have successfully performed a Frogger Faceplant.
Unlike the "Bro" who is often protected by a mix of adrenaline and sheer lack of foresight, the person performing the Darwin Retrieval experiences a massive cortisol spike and a heart rate that exceeds peak cardiovascular training. The "Retriever" is essentially forced into a life-or-death rescue mission because the "Bro" decided to treat a busy road like a Level 1 arcade game.

"I went to the Ogoh-Ogoh parade to see the statues, but I ended up performing a Darwin Retrieval instead. After Chad ate pavement in front of a taxi, I had to dodge traffic to drag him to the curb. My heart was pounding harder than a Barry's Bootcamp class for three hours afterward."

by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026

Darwin

A tall guy that spits in your face. Was said that the government created covid just to put a mask on his face.

shut up, Darwin!

by 张三，李四，经武 February 11, 2025

Drewing it

Jacking off to an ai bot in the school bathroom

He was straight drewing it

by Drewfan February 12, 2025

Drewing it

Beating off in a school bathroom to an ai bot

He was straight drewing it

by Drewfan February 12, 2025

Drewing machine

The act of masturbating behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025

Drewing machine

The act of beating your dick behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025

Derping out

To derp out is to have a ballistically fun time with your friends, and things might get weird in one way or another, meaning you might do something that you maybe didn’t expect to be doing when you were sitting in your 2pm Supply Chain Lecture earlier that day.

What’s Connor doing later?

Probably derping out per usual.

by Bimjo August 23, 2025