Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.

Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!

by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018

Derp

A daft or silly person that lacks intelligence. Says stupid things and has a whimsical walk

Marcus is such a Derp

by Shinyourdig September 22, 2021

derp

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"I took a huge derp before work"

by stupidity101 February 28, 2021

Twiddle-Derp

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

by Godd'm June 8, 2019

Derp

Typically someone who is either stupid and exhibits brainless tendencies on frequent occasions. Often can be seen staring blankly into the distance or with a confused frown when confronted by the simplest problem

Oh for the love of god Rafa got it arse about face again, that moron is a complete fucking Derp

by Whowasthatmaskedman November 26, 2018

Derping

Scared and coughing

He's derping while playing a platform game.

by Thijs09 December 3, 2020