derp

the one feeling that captures every moment. exactly how you want to feel at every second. to derp on something is to show what you're made of. to be derped on is to be jossled but not always physically. derp is anything and everything you want it to be.

"i just derped all over that test" - what one would say after confidently taking a test
"derping so hard rn" - feeling your best
"derp" - self explanatory at this point

by boredesperado November 12, 2021

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

derp helmet

In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

Kelso! Put on the derp helmet! What's a derp helmet? It's In the context of the internet and online slang, "derp helmet" or "need a helmet" often implies that someone is acting foolishly or making a mistake, and is a rude way of saying someone needs to be more cautious or thoughtful.

by B-rizzle February 17, 2025

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp

In always means someone who is literally a potato

I'm such a derp!

by Derpy_heichou October 12, 2016

Derp

Dopehead Enjoying Raging Porn

Person 1: What are you doin', hot dawg?
Person 2: Derp.

by Anon9498 May 27, 2015

slurp or derp

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.

Does your girl slurp or derp?

by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017