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David

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.
Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”
by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021
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David

by Penys November 30, 2019
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David

A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word
Oh nut is that David? hide my dug
by David is a poof June 19, 2020
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David

a man who won’t mind his damn business
David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID
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David

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.
Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.
by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020
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David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games
guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"
by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018
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David

He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head
Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher
by Tootsy November 14, 2019
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