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david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass
i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david
by big body zaya February 24, 2019
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David

David Bad
by Oof Kings March 5, 2020
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David

He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head
Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher
by Tootsy November 14, 2019
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David

David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
DAVID LEAVE HIM ALONE !!
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
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David

A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick
Guy 1:Yo that guy likes fat people

Guy 2:Must be a david
by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020
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David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole
Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"
by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018
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David

David is the name for a man who is a fool
Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool
by Sporkin February 3, 2019
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