A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020
Get the Halpert's Diseasemug. When someone shares an opinion that is so moronic that you're afraid it could infect people with stupidity.
by stuxnaut August 19, 2016
Get the Thought Diseasemug. when a very white casper looking person experiences a very catastrophic process which happens when someone who is white goes in the sun for a very long time. which results in sun burn, but this isn't just any ordinary sun burn, this burn travels around your body turning your skin darker, darker, aaaand you guessed it, Darker!
by no oneee June 19, 2013
Get the Blanco Diseasemug. by pickenscountyrock1853 August 8, 2018
Get the D's Diseasemug. 
Where everything tastes like cucumbers
Or
Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber
Or
Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber
Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings
Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away
Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away
by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022
Get the Cucumber Diseasemug. by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 30, 2021
Get the Amogus Diseasemug.