The Mia Disease

When you constantly fuck up on your grammar multiple times a day but try to play it off trying to prevent someone from noticing your failure, highly contagious and rather dangerous.

The Mia disease affected all the children of Discord and now they can't even spell things properly.

by Senor.Something August 09, 2019

Nigga disease

Instantly becomes stronger in human abilities. In order to get this disease you need to eat a lot of fried chicken and kook-aid and watermelon and be beat by your mom a lot. Black people are born with this disease.

The ___ has Nigga disease .
That’s a strong Nigga my Nigga

by Zaidenthewhitenigga May 27, 2022

dickason disease

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.

Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.

by JP1986 December 05, 2011

Gabe Disease

Get Corona and be trapped in the gulag

I went to work and got Gabe Disease

by YAAAYEEET April 08, 2020

Dishornist disease

Causes an individual to think of sex, masturbation, and causes one to be horny even when not turned on.

I can’t believe it, Sarah has the Dishornist disease.

by PytNiyah December 15, 2021

nick disease

when you see the jonas brothers and nick jonas sneezes on you, you get nick disease.

*sneezes* oh no I think I got the nick disease.

by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 20, 2019

jujujujulalalalakongkong disease

you're always saying sorry impulsively forever on a loop until you die

jujujujulalalalakongkong disease is very serious lol

by JudasThDarkFiend February 16, 2023