Dildo Faggins

A man who uses a dildo. Usually gay.

Hey Dildo Faggins, what are you doing with that dildo in your ass?

by Allahan October 19, 2010

dildo snatcher

Someone defined as stealing dildo's for personal use.

Keep your toys near and dear. Don't let any females become dildo snatchers.

by G to da E to da N to da A September 18, 2006

Dildo Daddy

This is a man who owns a plethora of dildos. He owns so many, he is considered the master of dildos.

I went over to my friends house for the first time, and little did I realize he was a dildo daddy.

by Pearlman4 June 23, 2009

turd dildo

The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo

Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.

by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 20, 2003

Throwing the Dildo

This is a handy expression, whose original implications are all but lost. It originally was devealoped in the pornographical underground circus, in which, as a mockery of the quite legitimate affairs taking place in the open, a woman would be stripped naked, and affixed to a spinning wheel. then, instead of throwing knives, a man would aim at her with dildoes. The term has come to be synonymous, in different contexts with "Throwing in the Towel," "To steel oneself for..." and also to throw the dildo is to procrastinate or prevaricate.

Throwing the Dildo:
Damn, she really threw the dildo on that competition, what a dissapointment.
-or-
Hold on, I'm trying to throw the dildo before I jump.
-or-
"The meeting went well boss, but they threw the dildo at us so often that we couldn't make much headway."

by Dan Suade May 9, 2006

fecal-dildo

a fecal-dildo is to shit into a condom and put it in the freezer, there for frezzing it solid you should be able to insert it into your vagina or if gay into your ass as a masterbation tool. or of a female homo make 2and insert one in pussy and one in ass. once becomeing soft form back into shape and place back into the freezer for next use.

thank you have a nice day

by asia July 11, 2004

Dildo Faggins

A little suburabn hobbit, lives in his hole scouring thee internet for hobbit porn and games

Dildo met with his wizard friend robby his gay orc friend kyle and his awesome kool HF warriors

by Anonymous December 26, 2002