When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.
by JRM065 January 7, 2015
Get the Russel Crowedmug. Crow is a very country man with glasses who can get mad when they’re off. He been doing construction for years.
by TylonDaCrowLover December 20, 2022
Get the Crowmug. When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
by thuggaballz July 24, 2024
Get the Jim Crowe kissmug. The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
by The purple master December 27, 2019
Get the The purple crowmug. A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.
by Hgfdz November 2, 2020
Get the brandon crowmug. A British military term for the new members of a unit. It is an abbreviation on the words "casualty replacements of war" it is seen as an insult
Squad member #1 " oi john we got a new lot of crows
Squad member #2 " yep new lot o twats who shouldn't be here"
Squad member #2 " yep new lot o twats who shouldn't be here"
by Its sergeant Not f%@king sarge August 24, 2019
Get the Crowmug. A stupid slutty blonde who gives head to gang members and drug dealers for vapes, they do not care about the ages of people they hook up with, go to parties dressed like they want to get raped, they cant keep a friend for their life, they are really fucking toxic, have a cussing problem, and beat the absolute fuck outa bitches.
Person A: "WOAH, I'm feeling like Emma Crowe right now!
Person B: OH FUCK NO, change everything about yourself instantly
Person B: OH FUCK NO, change everything about yourself instantly
by iwillfuckyourman August 21, 2022
Get the Emma Crowemug.