Chompmyster

See fat ass. – (noun) The ‘Chompmyster’ is a individual that endeavours to ruin films for entire audiences through the consummation of ‘noisy’ food such as crisps and haribo. Another characteristic is the inability to stop talking, even when asked to do so. Often physical force has to be used , such is the iron will of these individual.
How to spot a ‘Chompmyster’:- these individuals are usually seated alone, as friend move away from them to avoid noise.
They are always obese (around 4-5ft in diameter.)
They will always have food with them, no matter how expensive the cinema food is.
‘Chompmysters’ sit near the middle of the cinema to maximise there disruptive influence, aka ruining the film for everyone.

"shut the hell up chompmyster"

by Mr P November 5, 2005

Comp

(v) The act of taking something that isn't yours, usually in a discrete manner.

"Shit! I just realized that guy comped my lighter earlier."

by dlundy June 22, 2008

Chompin' a biscut

Basically to eat. More specifically to eat during some form of military training.

"The weather has put us on standby, so if you're scheduled to fly, don't go down to the DFAC and be chompin' a biscut, be ready to fly."

by ltdanusaf July 1, 2009

comp

a cigarette usually bummed from friends, most often by friends that smoke more than they can afford or are to cheap to buy there own

hey bro can i have a comp?

by thebuttress June 20, 2011

Comp

Comp is short for "Competitive", a game mode in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Two teams of five play as terrorists or counter-terrorists and compete in a best of 30 rounds where the terrorists attempt to plant a bomb while the counter-terrorists attempt to repel the terrorists away from various bomb sites.

Players are ranked based on an elo system, from Silver I to Global Elite. It is every counter-strike player's worst nightmare to be placed in Silver I.

A: Hey bro, wanna comp?
B: Not now man I don't want to lose my rank because of you

by Gluteuszebra May 27, 2016

clompsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to cartoon unicorns and ponies, such as My Little Ponies

Did you see Sarah? She just came out as a clompsexual.

by Glitterlover01 March 6, 2017

Comp

Short for company. Usually used when communicating through text messages.

You’ve been keeping me comp.

Thanks for keeping me comp.

by gotchub July 22, 2018