Boomerang comment

A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.

*Filthy comment you missed*

A couple of seconds later...

"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."

by People upset me. November 6, 2015

Carney Comment

A carney comment is a statement or remark that is utterly unintelligent that isn’t relevant nor helps any person it is spoken to.

“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.

by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022

Comments

You know I've already addressed that.

Hym "YOU KNOW and I KNOW... That I would not read a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT if you could comment on this. NOT A SINGLE ONE, EVER! I would leave them on just to make you feel better. Just being you idiots all need to FEEL IMPORTANT but I would never actually taint my own psyche by filling my head with inferior thoughts by reading your comments. You want to comment on some shit go to YouTube. Where are you right now, bitch? Is this YouTube? No! You're not ON YouTube right now. And do you know WHY you're not on YouTube right now? BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUTUBE MOTHERFUCKER!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Comment bitch

Someone who thinks it's okay to post rude shit on your face book.

P1:* comment bitch *
P2: comment back bitch you still on your meds?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 11, 2019

comment blocked

when you post something on facebook and a total loser comments on it, preventing others from commenting also.

peson: "dammit! that hyna jeffrey commented on my post! i might as well delete it because he just comment blocked me! motherfucker!!"

by waterpolo15 July 17, 2011

Popcorn comments

Popcorn comments are two or more people having a really dumb discussion which in reality you dont care about but their arguments are so dumb you just need to get out the popcorn. Often found on reddit, but can also be found elsewhere.

This post has potential for popcorn comments.

by Hi my name is gary September 15, 2021

Commentator

One of those dudes that steal csgo off of youtube and y’now, puts their voice over it.

Yo im gonna be a commentator! Dude your a friggin nerd .

by Axo.commentary January 24, 2022