chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.

Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”

by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023

dr. chubs

the nick name for your sister's chubby ex boyfriend. this guy is not such a bad guy, he's kinda funny, but likes to shout at random intervals. stay at least three feet away at all time; he can be dangerous! :)

"sis, i just broke up with my boyfriend"
"who, Hunter? he is so chubby!"
"i know, i call him Dr. Chubs now..."

by starrgirl June 14, 2009

Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the pole, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023

Chubbing

2-manning a rowboat that has a cannon in the game Sea of Thieves instead of using an actual ship

My friend and I were chubbing last night and sunk 2 ships!

by RICEmonger July 25, 2024

Chubbing

A verb which means to lazily lay down while being fat

My cat kept chubbing around the house

by TheChubbyCat May 7, 2025

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018