A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
Get the The Chaos Possummug. tyler: yoo did you see that girl i pulled last night
jake: yeah bro, do you have to date her now??
tyler: nah man i just did the ol’ boom boom chao
jake: dam bro, thats how it be sometimes
jake: yeah bro, do you have to date her now??
tyler: nah man i just did the ol’ boom boom chao
jake: dam bro, thats how it be sometimes
by smooth hitter January 12, 2021
Get the boom boom chaomug. a chaos is bhutrrtiugev kfrhe v bffiubfhehifruhiv beiguvhb ifhurvbgfi. get. go
by apqmwn October 19, 2024
Get the chaosmug. That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.
My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.
by Evil Architect June 26, 2018
Get the personal chaos injection enginemug. Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
Get the tedious chaosmug. by rip May 3, 2004
Get the General Chaosmug. superhero/vigilante who has his soul separated from his body because of nuclei expolsion in attempt to revive his brother. Nick name is chaos. Will be a well known character in the future. Character created in July of 2022.
by andreaisawhiteknight February 22, 2025
Get the chaos runnermug.