Mr. crap

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!
by Plunkton July 20, 2021
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fat crap

dude, i took a fat crap last night and it clogged the toilet
by savethedinos February 14, 2021
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Crap Bag

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"
by LolmynameisLOL June 02, 2016
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sap crap

music, television, etc. which is designed solely to evoke an emotional response without being subtle about it.
I was watching television this morning, and everything was going great. Then I saw Sarah McLauchlan holding a puppy, and I knew that I was in for some sap crap.
by hobopotato February 26, 2012
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crap bug

lowest of the low; bottom-feeders; unimaginative people; people going nowhere without ideas
I wish these crap bugs would get a life.
by georgeharrison November 18, 2007
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Crap Rapids

The treacherous narrow area of Shit Creek. Used to describe a series of unfortunate or stressful events in one's life that happen in quick succesion.
Bill- I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle for the past month, but the last few days have been a blur. It's just one screw-up after another.

Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids
by Yung Nastyman May 31, 2009
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Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.
Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
by I Love Ellie Elephant April 05, 2016
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