covid paunch

That 8–10 pounds you put on over the year+ of eating large amounts of comfort food during covid isolation.

"I have a covid paunch. It will surely go away when I resolve to discipline my food intake."

by Hafizullah July 13, 2021

Covid Forest

A place where a large gathering of people who are unmasked (or masked) and are congregating during the pandemic unknowingly spreading Covid. Depending on which variant is around depends on the name - first it was the Covid Forest, then came the Delta Forest found more commonly in the Southeast. Omicron Forest common in Northeast spread grew quickly. Regardless of the variant, the Covid Forest grows when people unknowingly spread Covid among people either at indoor or outdoor venues.

We went to tailgate at the Patriot game. Masked and masked people were everywhere. Covid was surely being spread. I felt like I was in a Covid Forest!

The Van Gogh exhibit was so crowded, masked people were sitting everywhere, but we still felt like we were in an Omicron Forest.

by Ahoymellow January 29, 2022

Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.

"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."

by JR382 January 14, 2022

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020

Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021

“Covid moment”

A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.

Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.

by WildestBlings May 15, 2021

Covid-Weinstein

A person who sexually harassed someone while quarantined for an illnesses.

John got corona virus, he told me he is now a Covid-Weinstein.

by Jehebebe March 20, 2020