Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020

couch queen

A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.

I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.

by Xantipe September 1, 2020

couch shopping

When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.

Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.

by BBDinOC April 6, 2017

Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.

My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

Couch ass

When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated

That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated

by Nordic42 May 25, 2020

Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

Couch Flocked

When three or more people are couch locked

Me and a couple of friends got couch flocked the other day

by matthewvan8 April 14, 2021