Couch ass

When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated

That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated

by Nordic42 May 25, 2020

Couch tuna

Someone who isn't good enough to bring to your bed for sex.

Hey friend, what happened to that couch tuna you brought home last night?

by XFUZZ May 28, 2021

Theatre Couch

The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.

Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?

Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.

by Skyebedicting November 20, 2022

couch chin

Person who spends too much time licking a female's private parts that he/she gets no work done and is consequently failing at work/school. The person doing this would have their chin on the couch.

"That guy is always failing his courses because he spends all of his time licking box. He's a couch chin."

by ioscott February 20, 2009

couch safety

Noun: A place of safety or refuge from social outcast, embarrassment, and ridicule constructed via cushion, fabric, and puffs; an inlet of refuge from post-intoxication induced stupidity and promiscuity; the vessel in which one watches horror films, psychological thrillers, or consumes the Domino's pizza (occasionally by the grace of sirmarmasir, all 3 at a time).

"Yo gypsy, you think you're in couch safety right now? You're not - get back to the frialator and don't be stealing no McNuggets!"

"Judy enveloped herself in the swaft of couch safety and began her on-demand rental of 'The Ruins'...'Ah' she thought to herself, 'what a perfect Sunday afternoon'."

by SirMarmASir October 10, 2012

Polish Couch

It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.

“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace

by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018

couch loitering

This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.

Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.

by m65 December 1, 2014