24/7 Instagram comment addict

Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.

Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?

Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.

Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.

by satire1 August 18, 2024

Comment War

A massive argument in the comment section.

Comment wars are usually started by trolls or people who can't respect different opinions.

by Lalalawhy16789 February 17, 2021

youtube comments

a place that lots of little kids can be at times.

me: goes on a sdt vid: me: checks youtube comments: kids: jsyxsxhshbxysgyfrgnfychjbrnfgyhfbcvgchfbdfyhcnr *spamms emojis* youtube comments

by qazsedcftgbhujmkol.;[']\/.lokm August 8, 2021

Comment Cunt

Basically people who go into YouTube comment sections and type meaningless and braindead shit like "Bro fell off", "I was born in the wrong generation", "Damn is 🤣🎉", "Don't check my profile", "5000+ Aura" "Those who know", "We got ____ Before GTA six", "The beat: 🗿 The song: 🗿 The producer: 🗿", "Anyone else here in (Current Year)?" And finally, the worst, most horrible comment you can find on YouTube: "(Statement) Like if you agree 👇".

Seth: *Opens YouTube Shorts*
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."

by We can officially be friends. August 10, 2025

One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.

idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator

by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009

Comment-cloning

Used to refer to a common bug in various comment systems in which a single comment is submitted, only to be followed by one or more copies of the same comment.

That wasn't me, It's just YouTube comment-cloning again.

by Repaerrepeej May 10, 2018

Carney Comment

A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement

“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment

by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022