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Christopher Lair

He is my daddy and I LOVE HIM. We have been through so much and I know I want to get married some day. If you see this daddy, it's actually who you think it is. Pinky Promise.... I still want a Sugar Glider btw.
Christopher Lair is my daddy for ever, bitch.

ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
by Mrs. Lair May 20, 2019
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Christopher Seals

by Hehehehe234 June 21, 2019
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Christopher

Christopher's can be either extremely sexy or extremely annoying

Generally has a big dick
Girl one: "Wow, that guys name must be Christopher."

Girl two: "Yeah, look at his huge bulge!"
by BAB(bossassbitch) August 27, 2019
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Christopher

This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.
Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore
by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 9, 2019
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Christopher

Christopher is a sweet boy and once you get to know him you’lol want to be with him forever. Christopher’s tend to be shy around the people that like him but don’t feel bad.

Christopher’s are athletic and really witty. They tend to listen to everyone’s conversations but don’t feel bad it’s a good thing.
I’m so In love with Christopher
by iiithatusahh January 3, 2020
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Christopher are shy individuals but once you get to know him you’ll see how cute and funny he is. It may seem like Christopher isn’t listening but in reality he really is hearing everything even if you think he isn’t. Everyone wants a guy like Christopher.

Christopher is sporty and is always willing to be your friend. If you like a Christopher take your shot, he’ll always want to be your friend anyways.
I want a guy like Christopher.
by iiithatusahh January 3, 2020
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Christopher Wells

He got a disability...
Hey have you met Christopher Wells
Yeah I heard he has disability
Yeah disability to make money😤👏😈
Also is Down syndrome
by That bruh moment January 13, 2020
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