"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."
by Zamnboney August 9, 2023

breaking your significant others trust by flirting, kissing or having sexual intercourse with someone else.
harvey: why’d liv n max break up?
kieran: because he was cheating on liv by flirting with bonnie
harvey: WOAH?!
kieran: because he was cheating on liv by flirting with bonnie
harvey: WOAH?!
by rrrrrsssssssssss April 27, 2019

Generally its a term used by married men who are too scared to man up and cheat, they instead watch porn.
Yo I beat my meat to my Cheat-Screen
by Definator3000 December 13, 2023


by Mustyasssss March 25, 2024

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
by nochilliam November 6, 2022

A historical event of monumental impact where someone notably influential and well-known within a community breaks the rules in a humorous fashion.
by DarkspiderM8 June 1, 2022
