A sexual act in which one partner dons moose antlers and then headbutts the other partner's rectum. If they miss the first time, they keep trying until one of the tines is solidly in place. Pure maple syrup is used as a lube. Both partners must alternate between making moose noises and singing "O, Canada!" After they have worked up a thick pulp of syrup and shit particles, they drain the resulting mixture into the Stanley Cup and share the delicious drink.
"Want a drink?"
"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."
"So that explains why you're not sitting down."
"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."
"So that explains why you're not sitting down."
by Rudyred February 05, 2010
To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.
by Your Brother's Kid February 07, 2010
A sick depraved sex act preformed by a minimum of thirteen people in the somewhere along Canadian/America border involving maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanley cup.
"Man, me and my twelve other hermaphrodites are heading up to Lake Superior to preform a waterborne Canada's History. After that I'm going to water-board them, a lot."
by Dajohnster February 05, 2010
While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
by That Guy Bri February 05, 2010
When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.
by 28403 February 05, 2010
A sexual act which involves inserting the Stanley Cup into a woman's ass while wearing moose antlers and using maple syrup as lubrication.
Apparently I'm wanted by the cops after giving that one slut a Canada's History last week. Whats this world come to, where you can't shove giant trophies up girls' asses anymore?
by Colbertnation02042010 February 05, 2010
by Colbertnation3113 February 05, 2010