Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds

by StanTheManG December 9, 2024

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.

Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024

Brad

A FUCKING FUCKTARD WHO IS A BITCH ASS. EATS COCK 24/7 AND LOVES IT. FAVORITE ACTIVITY IS TO FUCK YOUR DAY UP. BTW HE HAS CLOSE TO NO DICK

THAT GUY HAS A BRAD PENIS.

by BBYVAISH May 5, 2020

Brad Taylor

A bald woodworking teacher who is sexy wexy

“Brad Taylor is so sexy wexy”

by Bradtaytayfanpage January 30, 2023

BRAD

Beach Read After Dark - basically, a romance novel that is heavy on the steamy scenes and light on the plot. Coined by @beachreadsandbubbly

That book about the billionaire CEO is a total BRAD

by Beachreads&Bubbly August 23, 2022

Brad Says

One of two cursed phrases used by any subordinate as an excuse or shield for taking the easiest possible option for themselves regardless of effect on others.

Brad says we have to say yes to anything they want you guys to do.

by SlappY34 August 22, 2023

Brad k

Gay boy who’s scared of fanny

Steve : I’ve had my knob deep in brad k

by Deepintheshitter0 March 26, 2022