Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

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Odd bloke

The scariest creature to ever exist in this entire multiverse, 100% will kill you violently

Oi that’s an odd bloke innit,I’m a bit stuck in the mud

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The act of slobbering over a gentleman's hard chap aka a bj

The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette

Hey, have you seen scott and Dave?

Nope, probably smoking bloke in those public toilets again

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a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis

Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

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a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street

cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?

no longer king of bloke and bird

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An amazing tiktoker who has wonderful tiktok content!

Man: Have you watched ..bingus.my.beloved's new video?
Woman: I have! They're my favorite!

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