A group of heffers, usually consisting of middle aged women, who get together and celebrate a friends birthday. They think they’re hot shit and exclude others because they enjoy being vindictive and have nothing better going on in their lives.
The women at that table have a birthday club. They’re rude to everyone that isn’t in their club and are annoying everyone at the restaurant.
by Yikes btch February 8, 2020
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Hey Jimmy what'd you do for your birthday in 2020? I didn't do anything the bars and restaurants were shut down for the COVID-19. I had an Apoky-Birthday!
by Deanna Linville March 31, 2020
Get the Apoky-Birthday mug.Someone who acts like their birthday is the biggest day of the year. Someone expects the absolute best gifts, and best treatment from their friends and family to a point where it’s over the top & they become a diva about it.
Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Example 1: My god, I went to her party the other day and I bought her a new iMac and she still wasn’t happy, she’s such a birthday snob
Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.
Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.
Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
by Summerlovexo July 5, 2020
Get the Birthday snob mug.A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.
"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."
by wonfuji January 19, 2013
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*at Jeff's birthday party*
Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.
Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*
Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.
Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*
by cashruleseverythingaroundme September 23, 2012
Get the Birthday Invincibility mug.Birthday Grudge: A compound word used to describe a person's anger as a result of others forgetting their birthday. As a result the victim retaliates by failing to acknowledge the birthdays of all of those who are guilty of the forsaking. This is considered to be petty behavior, and is often manifested on social network sites (e.g Facebook and Twitter).
OMG I cannot believe he is holding a birthday grudge against me. Afterall I did wish him a happy belated birthday.
by Ms. Banana Skin May 3, 2012
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"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!
by MattMat757 March 1, 2011
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