birthday potties

When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.

For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.

by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017

Lincolns birthday

His birthday is March 9th and it comes once a year

On Lincolns birthday we will all bend over and let Lincolns Minecraft cock fill us up with juicy white stuff
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

by CcOCKANDBALLTORTUuRE69 November 30, 2020

Unhappy birthday

For some reason, this has not been defined on urban dictionary until now.

Anyways, if you are looking for the definition. It's self explanatory (The opposite of happy birthday, used as an insult when it is someone's birthday).

Jacob : Today is my birthday! Will you come to my party?
Micah : Absolutely not, and unhappy birthday!

by joecycs November 13, 2021

karina's birthday

say happy birthday to karina and you will get a free cookie! :)

July 17 - karina's birthday

by kokoooo_nana July 16, 2021

rehearsal birthday

A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.

"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."

by wonfuji January 19, 2013

Birthday Invincibility

The ability to say whatever you want, no matter how stupid it may sound, and not be reprimanded because it is your birthday.

*at Jeff's birthday party*

Jeff (has birthday invincibility): Fall Out Boy's version of Beat It is much better than Michael Jackson's.

Everyone one: *nods head in agreement*

by cashruleseverythingaroundme September 23, 2012

Birthday Grudge

Birthday Grudge: A compound word used to describe a person's anger as a result of others forgetting their birthday. As a result the victim retaliates by failing to acknowledge the birthdays of all of those who are guilty of the forsaking. This is considered to be petty behavior, and is often manifested on social network sites (e.g Facebook and Twitter).

OMG I cannot believe he is holding a birthday grudge against me. Afterall I did wish him a happy belated birthday.

by Ms. Banana Skin May 3, 2012