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California Baseball

Inspired by the New York Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers relocating across the country in the 1950s, it’s a single sex session that takes two lovers from one corner of a house, apartment, or other dwelling to the opposite corner with no loss of penetration.
Tito and Rosa had tried every acrobatic position in the book, so last Saturday they challenged themselves to complete a game of California Baseball.
by Pod of Thunder February 19, 2024
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Baseball

You were too pussy to play lacrosse so you decided to hit a ball with a stick rather than a person.
Yeah, this pussy plays baseball.
by SleepyChicken6 April 24, 2021
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Baseball

The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.
Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team
by BRUH_24 April 30, 2021
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Patient Baseball

Denying a patient care who brings a high risk of involving you in a malpractice case stemming from other doctors.
The doctors here in Indianapolis have been playing patient baseball with me since Dr. Clark botched a surgery and another doctor refused to treat me for foreign body reaction, to the mesh that he put in after being acknowledging in records that I did not approve.
by Leithian September 1, 2021
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Baseball, huh?

It originally means "that makes sense", but gets used as something to say when the other person said something weird or the conversation gets awkward.
"My burn housed down and your credit card ate your dog this night."
"Baseball, huh?"
by Real Ground Shaker March 30, 2025
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Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
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Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
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