baseball hugs

“Good luck team, and Bailey hit the hell out of the ball you can do it. Text me after every game. GO TEAM, put your team on the map... ((Baseball hugs)) Aunt Pat!

Aunt Pat gives the best baseball hugs.

by #Baseballhugs May 10, 2018

bubadoo baseball

a complete vaper fagg and dumb crap guy

no more bubadoo baseball shenanagins

by zeekthefreak59 November 1, 2023

Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

Baseball

Gay

Friend 1: Wanna play baseball?

Friend 2: Nah dawg
Friend 1: We can shove the bat up our ass
Friend 2: Hell yah I wanna play baseball

by TheWhiteNeigborNextDoor December 12, 2019

baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.

Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."

by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015

California Baseball

Inspired by the New York Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers relocating across the country in the 1950s, it’s a single sex session that takes two lovers from one corner of a house, apartment, or other dwelling to the opposite corner with no loss of penetration.

Tito and Rosa had tried every acrobatic position in the book, so last Saturday they challenged themselves to complete a game of California Baseball.

by Pod of Thunder February 19, 2024

Baseball

You were too pussy to play lacrosse so you decided to hit a ball with a stick rather than a person.

Yeah, this pussy plays baseball.

by SleepyChicken6 April 24, 2021